- The ones I like are always taken
- You constantly search for them online
- You can always get one from an obscure country
- If they are affordable they aren’t worth having
- The best looking ones are too expensive
- You can always buy them if you have enough money
- There are some good ones out there but most of them are stupid
- The popular ones get too much traffic
- If the first one doesn’t work you can always save up and find another
- There are still a few out there that nobody’s noticed yet